Robin was driving home from Kerri's late the other night and as she crested coming up a hill there in the road was a deer. She hit it. When she got home she came stumbling in, groaning and wailing (it was 12:45 A.M.) "I HIT A DEER, WHERE'S DAD, I NEED DAD, I HIT A DEER AND KNOCKED IT'S BRAINS OUT!" I called 9-1-1 just so an officer could drive by to see if it was in the road and needed to be moved. Being too curious Robin and I got in the car and drove over to where it happened. No road kill of any kind. (Unusual around here) Robin was relieved she hadn't killed something that lived and breathed and ate the buds off my tulips and roses. Upon inspection for damage there was a sizable crack in the bumper with a big tuft of deer hair. Proof of impact. What we didn't noticed in the dark that night that was discovered in daylight 2 DAYS LATER was that Robin had not knocked it's brains out, she had knocked the crap out of him. On the passenger side you can see right where the Jeep and the deer's patoot met, smeared and sprayed. Daurell noticed it first as he was driving out of our driveway one day and called on his cell phone laughing so hard I couldn't understand him. I just love when real blog worthy things happen.
Why there are 2 of the same pix, I cannot explain.
7 comments:
Ugh. Way to upset my morning breakfast ritual. :)
(I'm Kris, btw.)
hahaha i cant stop laughing oh my gosh my tummy hurts!!!!!
Is it rude to say "that is so funny?" Every time I see Robin now I'm going to say "Whoah, you scared the crap out me!" well, not literally, of course, hey speaking of crap, did you read Cody's blog today? ha ha ha
Sam says it's okay to have two pictures. He learned in drama that repetition is funny!
Hey--an award-winning blog! I'm just glad Robin is okay--those little deers can damage. (Pat C.)
Holy CRAP Jana, it's time for a new blog update! :)
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